The most valuable skill I ever learned during my brief employment as a stripper was picking up dollar bills between the cheeks of my ass. The clients absolutely loved it, and it was a sure-fire way to insure that they’d be tipping themselves silly when it was my turn on the stage. I actually started out practicing exotic ways to retrieve my income between my breasts, but this wasn’t too challenging because obviously you don’t have muscles in your tits to allow you to open and close them like jaws the way you can with your buttocks, and so the hands are involved at some point in the process.
Ass-Jaws
“Ass-jaws” on the other hand was quite a skill to be mastered,
and in the beginning, the dollar bills had to be folded in a precise fashion
(in the half, long ways, and standing up like a tent) for it to work. I would
practice in the dressing room sometimes, and I got better and better at it,
to the point were I didn’t even need to pre-fold the bills first. And
it got to where I could surprise my clients, dancing the whole time, beckoning
them with my other assets, nabbing those bills discretely, flipping around
to show them my catch, and shaking it, like a little green tail.