I don’t know why, but I enjoy eating dog food. Not in massive quantities, but if I’m feeding my dog I might snatch a taste of it for myself. On a side note I think this makes me a good pet owner, in that I would not feed my dog anything that I wouldn’t eat myself. I must be naturally disgusting, even though I personally don’t think its disgusting since I enjoy it, but the general public seems to imply that it is taboo, and plus when I really think about the process of its creation, I want to puke and I wonder why it doesn’t register in my mind that the two are one in the same.

Corned Beef Hash

I even visited a horse-feed factory in eighth grade, and the closest I have ever come to hyperventilating in all my life was probably on that field trip. It makes me wonder about those people that like gross, fetish-related things like drinking pee and eating feces. When I was a kid, my mom would feed me corned beef hash for lunch and I’d pretend I was a dog.

 

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