You know how dogs like to sniff people’s crotches? Sniff them and more; I mean like really get their noses in there, licking and digging around with their noses. One time my friend’s dog did that to me (oh, who am I kidding; Koa does it all the time) and I didn’t really stop her because you know what? It felt good.

Dogs

And for that fleeting moment all those pervert-freak stories you hear about in the news and tabloids about humans engaging in sex with animals really didn’t seem that far off from my fairly straight-edge world. Not that I would ever do that… no, that would surely be cruelty to take it that far, molestation, dog-rape. But I don’t see the point in pushing a dog’s nose away. If he wants to sniff, rub, lick, I’m not gonna spoil his fun.

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