“Damon’s ex-girlfriend is hotter than me.” is obviously the first thing I notice when glancing at the photo album on his web page. Exactly the same thought that goes through every woman’s head in said situation, yet I still feel like it is special enough to be written about here; god I hate being so normal. Tall and willowy. Exactly the opposite of my short, stocky frame.
Bush
God, getting with a girl like that, I wonder what the hell Damon wants with me? And then I remember that I am being very shallow and judgmental to assume that all he cares about is what I look like. So I inform Ashur that the guy that I am dating is voting for Bush. He replies that a girl would have to be pretty darn hot for him to overlook a discrepancy like that.